Inside the Mommy’s Studio

 So, here goes:

What is your favorite word? apparently, delicious, electric

What is your least favorite word? retard or any derivative thereof

What turns you on spiritually? music that brings you close to God – that forces you to your knees because your soul is crying out so urgently

What turns you off? ignorance, selfishness, poor use of the English language

What’s your favorite curse word? Probably “crap”. I say it too much.

What sound or noise do you love to hear? Silence. My children giggling

What sound or noise do you hate? smacking, chomping, slurping noises while eating.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? can’t think of any

What profession would you not like to do? air traffic controller, prostitute, crack dealer

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say at the pearly gates? Just remove that opening phrase and the answer would be, “Well done, my good and faithful servant. Enter into your rest.”