Category Archives: Rants

Charlie Sheen: Mentally Ill?

Oh, Charlie Sheen. Wow. It’s been a while since we’ve seen a celebrity melt down like this. We had a mini one from Tom Cruise during the whole Katie Holmes/antidepressant/Scientology nightmare several years ago, but this is on a whole different level. I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If…


What is WRONG With People?

You wanna know how I know that the world’s going straight to hell? Because there are adults who will teach something like this to 7 year olds and have them perform it publicly. And because there are parents who won’t see their precious darling practicing this and say, “Oh, HELL no.” Since they took down…


Dear State of Illinois: Here’s a Punch in the Larynx

I am DISGUSTED by my state officials. The state that gave us the miraculous wonder that is Rod Blagojevich and George Ryan as well as the class acts of Betty Loren Maltese, Otto Kerner, Jr. and Dan Rostenkowski and many other corrupt government officials has completely lit the flame of my rage. You see, to…